I love Tumblr. You can say “asgfdhgyukdas” or “hnng” and everyone will understand you, but spell “you’re” wrong and you’re dead.

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Theoretically, if God exists, he gave control of Indiana weather to the violently sarcastic, alcoholic angel.

OH WELL WOOPDIE FUCKIN DOO I DON’T GIVE A SHIT THAT IT’S JUNE, HOW’S 50 DEGREES SOUND YOU CORN SUCKIN FUCKS.

━ Will. 

people need to understand that if you decide to tailgate me for a few miles, i am going to intentionally slow down and go under the speed limit just to piss you off.

fuckers.  

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